Shock doesn't even begin to describe my reaction when I realized the rampant and out of control law breaking by heterosexuals. Who knew?
Being distracted by the morality police determined to oppress the LGBT community and tell us how to live our lives, I completely overlooked what was happening right in front of my face. How could I have been so blind? Then it hit me full force: The efforts to deny the LGBT community its rights was nothing more than a ruse to divert attention from the consistent and outrageous breaking of the civil law and God's law by many in the Religious Right.
How could I have missed it?
For the sake of our beloved nation and God's sacred wishes, I call upon homosexuals everywhere to rise up and demand answers, enforce the law and even make citizen arrests of suspected law breakers. We must not commit the crime of silence as this is taking place right before our eyes.
For example, I demand to know if the straying governor of South Carolina has had oral sex. Did you know it is absolutely against the law in South Carolina for heterosexuals to have oral sex? Did he break that hallowed law? If he did, add it to the law we already know that Governor Mark Sanford shattered concerning his admitted adultery. Here it is:
"Any man or woman who shall be guilty of the crime of adultery or fornication shall be liable to indictment and, on conviction, shall be severally punished by a fine of not less than one hundred dollars nor more than five hundred dollars or imprisonment for not less than six months nor more than one year or by both fine and imprisonment, at the discretion of the court. "
Forget impeaching him, send him to jail for six months for breaking the law! How can marriage equality have any chance when Sanford demeans everything it stands for and breaks the law. The horror! The abomination! He needs to be arrested and dragged away in chains now to protect all of us!
We also need answers from Republican Senator John Ensign of Nevada about his affair and if he used 'sex toys' which are illegal in the state of Nevada! And do you know if we can convince Ensign's wife of the threat to the morality of the nation, all she has to do is file charges of adultery in Nevada and the senator can be indicted and it is a felony! Mrs. Ensign, if you have any scintella of national honor, please clutch your pearls, do the right thing and help save our country from the immoral destructors of our marriage laws by putting your dog of a husband in jail.
In fact, imagine my surprise when I learned that in over twenty states, adultery is still a crime. Where are our law enforcement officers? Why have they allowed this dire situation to spire out of control? We must rise up and demand that the laws of this great nation be enforced.
Poor Senator Max Baucus might want to consider this law in Montana. Sorry, senator, we have the right to know the truth. After all, your strong opposition to marriage equality puts you in the spotlight. Montana law says it is illegal for a man and a women to have sex in any other position besides the missionary position. Are you now or have you ever, been adventurous in your sexuality with your overpaid girlfriend? We demand to know!
Oral sex is illegal in eighteen states for heterosexuals. We need to create special law enforcement units in those states perhaps "Law and Order: BJU". This heinous behavior cannot be allowed to continue!
In Georgia, adultery is a misdemeanor but the question is if Newt Gingrich was ever charged or was he allowed to skip in and out of the state as a lawbreaker? Given his history, he might even be a repeat offender! Thank God for Newt that it wasn't a felony or he might be facing the three strikes law and life imprisonment!
What has happened to us as a people? How have we allowed this heterosexual debauchery to continue unabated? And don't even get me started on Tiger Woods!
And here we in the GLBT community thought they really believed us to be a danger to marriage. This entire campaign has been a cover for them to wantonly sin and knowingly break the law. We must demand that marriage be protected, the lawbreakers arrested and the people of America be safe from those who would flaunt the law.