Isn't it interesting as the moral police are out there telling us what LGBT Americans can do and can't do with sexuality, that most of the moral crusaders are themselves criminals. Yep, that's right, they are lawbreakers! These Bible thumper's around the world are breaking the law. As, for me, I think it is high time to start enforcing the laws that are on the books and putting these moral reprehensible's away.
After all, what kind of children will be raised if we allow heterosexuals to continue to violate the law. Flaunting their disrespect for laws can only bring down the moral fabric of society. So here are so really funny sex laws that are still on the books that I think we should begin to enforce without exception!
1. Merryville, Missouri: Prohibits women from wearing corsets!
2. Cali, Columbia: Prohibits bride's mother to be in the bedroom during the honeymoon.
3. Bakersfield, California: You must wear a condom if you are having sex with Satan!
4. Santa Cruz, Boliva: You are breaking the law if you have sex with both a mother and daughter at the same time (separately is fine!).
5. Indonesia: This nation has death by decapitation if you are masturbating!
6. Florida: It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife breasts!
7. Florida: It is also illegal to have sex with a porcupine (has anyone really tried?)!
8. Michigan: There is actually a law that mandates five years in prison if a man seduces an unmarried women!
9. North Carolina: The Tar Heel State has a law saying only 'the missionary position is allowed and the shades in the bedroom must be lowered.
10. Willowdale, Oregon: It is against the law to cuss and 'talk dirty' during sex.
11. Halethrorpe, Maryland: Kissing for more than a minute is illegal.
12. Indiana: Oral sex of any kind is breaking the law.
13. Alabama: All sex toys are illegal in this Dixie state.
14. Minnesota: It is against the law to have sex with a live fish (is a dead one OK?).
15. Connersville, Wisconsin: Call the National Rifle Association now! It is illegal to fire a gun while your partner is having an orgasm!